Ugly Joe Lyrics

You got a face on the front you got a face on the back
Your beard is so long it's going down your back
You're so ugly mirrors you crack
Down a back alley you'd better mind your back
You're so ugly...
Where others got skin you got scales
You look a bit green and a bit pale
At genteel conversation you're gonna fail
You're as slimy as a garden snail
You're so ugly...

You got a bird's nest in your beard,
You hang around looking weird
You open your mouth saying something queer,
As you drink twenty pints of beer
You're so ugly...
You've got less charm than Attila the Hun
You got a dirty face and a dirty b**
Adolf h***** would have been a chum
You're a dirty low-life piece of scum
Ugly...

You're a bearded leady in the freakshow,
When they look at you you let them know
You can use more holes than they can show,
The hate from you is quick to flow
You're so ugly...
The little kids want to pull your beard
You stab them with your spear
When they say is it real,
Sometimes you let them have a feel (of your fist)
Ugly...
Ugly Joe...