I'm sailor I'm full of fun
I'm bulging now and full of c**
I need a w**** I need her now
she could be innocent or a cow
I need her now take me to a room
her eyes are empty and full of doom
The room is small a rotten smell
the carpets threadbare am I in hell
She takes my money I feel greed
the needle marks I know her needs
She licks my c*** it's kind of sad
as an actress I spose she's bad
She's done it all ten times before
and that's only today I'm sure
She fakes excitement she tries a moan
I stick it in and start to groan
Now in a rubber my s**** I shunt
she wants me quickly to dump
Now she's searching for a tip
I'm feeling empty I'm feeling s***
I wouldn't mind a face to punch
I'll have a kebab for my lunch
But I'm a sailor how I'll lie
about the w****s I made them cry
Ehhhh ehhhhh!
I'm bulging now and full of c**
I need a w**** I need her now
she could be innocent or a cow
I need her now take me to a room
her eyes are empty and full of doom
The room is small a rotten smell
the carpets threadbare am I in hell
She takes my money I feel greed
the needle marks I know her needs
She licks my c*** it's kind of sad
as an actress I spose she's bad
She's done it all ten times before
and that's only today I'm sure
She fakes excitement she tries a moan
I stick it in and start to groan
Now in a rubber my s**** I shunt
she wants me quickly to dump
Now she's searching for a tip
I'm feeling empty I'm feeling s***
I wouldn't mind a face to punch
I'll have a kebab for my lunch
But I'm a sailor how I'll lie
about the w****s I made them cry
Ehhhh ehhhhh!