Hampsters Lyrics

I love a little hamster up my r*****
It makes me feel so bright and so gay
What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
It makes me o***** every day
I love a little hamster up my r*****
I freeze up to twenty every day
They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray

I love a little hamster up my r*****
But they always try to get out up my a***
They try and they try and then they do die
They always pick the wrong end of the shaft
I love a little hamster up the r*****
But they always try to get out the wrong way
They try try then they do die
Always try to exit the wrong way

But now my r***** has been ruptured
And in the pet shop I no longer pay
I'm left to reminisce of my moments of bliss
When with hamsters I had my evil ways
I love a little hamster up the r*****
I love a little hamster up the a***
I love a little hamster up the a***
It always makes me laugh
I love a little hamster up the r*****
I love a little hamster up the b**
I love a little hamster up the b**hole
Now that's what I call fun fun fun fun ...