Testify Lyrics

Satan, Eat My Shorts!

I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, I shalt did.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.
He took a whizz, oh yes he did!

But now I've changed, you can't deny,
come on up - and testify!

Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!
My hip's misbehavin'!
Testify!
Got a nicotine craving!
Testify!
There's a cramp in my glavin!
Testify!
Testify!
Testify!
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Bart's the boy of the hour,
he's got the power!
So raise your voice and don't be shy,
Test-a, test-a,
Test-a-fyyyyyyy!
Testify! Testify! Come on up and Testify!