Clint & Man: Gonna paint our wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat the wood.
All: They're gonna paint their wagon,
gonna paint it good,
they ain't braggin',
they're gonna coat the wood.
[pause]
Lee: I'm gonna paint this wagon,
I'm gonna paint it fine,
I'm going to use oil-based paint
because this wood is pine.
Women: Ponderosa Pine!
Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad?
Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad.
They're fake and phony and totally wrong.
Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song.
Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff.
Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough.
In our family videos we have clearly seen,
you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat the wood.
All: They're gonna paint their wagon,
gonna paint it good,
they ain't braggin',
they're gonna coat the wood.
[pause]
Lee: I'm gonna paint this wagon,
I'm gonna paint it fine,
I'm going to use oil-based paint
because this wood is pine.
Women: Ponderosa Pine!
Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad?
Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad.
They're fake and phony and totally wrong.
Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song.
Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff.
Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough.
In our family videos we have clearly seen,
you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.