Doghouse Lyrics

Well once upon a time or it could have been two
I can't recall cause I've had quite a few
So lend me your ears and I'll tell you my tale
It's all about a boy who wound up in jail
With a hammer in the back and a foot on the ground
He was standing there when the heat came down
And there was a skuffle and there was a fight
When death paid a visit to the thief that night

Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again

Well here's one thin dime for a phone call
We highly recommend our attorney at law
So if you're a stooly we suggest that you sing
Tell us everything and don't leave out anything
Well yes I saw the cow jump over the moon
And the dish he ran away with the spoon
I heard a foe fie and a fum and a fee
And that ain't half of all I did see

Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again

Well once upon a time or it could have been two
I can't recall cause I've had quite a few
So lend me your ears and I'll tell you my tale
It's all about a boy who wound up in jail
With a hammer in the back and a foot on the ground
He was standing there when the heat came down
And there was a skuffle pushed into a fight
When death paid a visit on the thief that night

Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again
Oh no I'm in the dog house again