Intimate Secretary Lyrics

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese teapot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary
I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle but he got shot

Venerable obscurist malarkey
Doulocracy, ecclesiarchy
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary
(This ringing in my ear won't stop)
The exarchy's inspector inquisitor
(I've got a red Japanese teapot)
I dare mock an illustrious master
(I've got a pen but I lost the top)
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
(I've got so many things you haven't got)
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?