It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
Here I am - looking down
Stuck inside a frozen frown
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
I'm all alone in a lonely crowd
Me'n my d*** just hangin' out
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame, it's a shame
Funnier than legless lepers singing "Born to Lose"
Funnier than Jesus crucified in high heel shoes
Funnier than Adolph h***** b*** f***** by baboons
Funnier than obese babies popping like balloons
Funnier than masturbating midget residue
Funnier than the Pope's p**** being barbequed
Is the goofy sense of humor
That you never lose
Even though your drunken daddy
Loved you like a bruise
...on your big toe
...and on your ear lobe (is ear lobe funny?)
...and your spleen and your gizzard
...and your b*** ...lots of bruises on your b***
...and bruises on your nose and your forehead and your knee and your pinkie finger ...BRUISES ON YOUR PINKIE FINGER! HOW ABOUT THAT!!
He said he wished his kisses could
Erase the traces of childhood
Elevating his manhood
Hour after hour
But he realized too late
That the finger of his fate
Led him to a life that wasted
Hour after hour, hour after hour
Life is just an open door
And nothing seems to matter more
Than someone worth waiting for
Hour after hour, hour after hour
Casanova's frowning
When no one is around him
The clown in Casanova is ...crying
Text:
So now you know my little secret. I think I could have done it. I really think I could've ...but ...I wouldn't have been one of those happy clowns ...I hate happy clowns ...I'd be a sad clown ...a droopy clown ...a clown with class.
...okay, I know, ...I blew it ...I'll never make it as a clown ...but, hey! I can still give you a little treat. I'm gonna tell you my clown name ...are you ready? TAA TAA! Presenting THE GREAT TWEEDLES! Cool, huh? You see when I was a kid, my brother and me, we called 'em our tweedles ...our d***s, that is. We called 'em our tweedles. ...so, THE GREAT TWEEDLES!! ...and here's a little sample of Tweedles's! act ...okay, all eyes are on the center ring ...he stands alone in a spotlight ...and sings.
You know it's such a shame
Here I am - looking down
Stuck inside a frozen frown
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
I'm all alone in a lonely crowd
Me'n my d*** just hangin' out
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame, it's a shame
Funnier than legless lepers singing "Born to Lose"
Funnier than Jesus crucified in high heel shoes
Funnier than Adolph h***** b*** f***** by baboons
Funnier than obese babies popping like balloons
Funnier than masturbating midget residue
Funnier than the Pope's p**** being barbequed
Is the goofy sense of humor
That you never lose
Even though your drunken daddy
Loved you like a bruise
...on your big toe
...and on your ear lobe (is ear lobe funny?)
...and your spleen and your gizzard
...and your b*** ...lots of bruises on your b***
...and bruises on your nose and your forehead and your knee and your pinkie finger ...BRUISES ON YOUR PINKIE FINGER! HOW ABOUT THAT!!
He said he wished his kisses could
Erase the traces of childhood
Elevating his manhood
Hour after hour
But he realized too late
That the finger of his fate
Led him to a life that wasted
Hour after hour, hour after hour
Life is just an open door
And nothing seems to matter more
Than someone worth waiting for
Hour after hour, hour after hour
Casanova's frowning
When no one is around him
The clown in Casanova is ...crying
Text:
So now you know my little secret. I think I could have done it. I really think I could've ...but ...I wouldn't have been one of those happy clowns ...I hate happy clowns ...I'd be a sad clown ...a droopy clown ...a clown with class.
...okay, I know, ...I blew it ...I'll never make it as a clown ...but, hey! I can still give you a little treat. I'm gonna tell you my clown name ...are you ready? TAA TAA! Presenting THE GREAT TWEEDLES! Cool, huh? You see when I was a kid, my brother and me, we called 'em our tweedles ...our d***s, that is. We called 'em our tweedles. ...so, THE GREAT TWEEDLES!! ...and here's a little sample of Tweedles's! act ...okay, all eyes are on the center ring ...he stands alone in a spotlight ...and sings.