Send a probe through a massive storm
A million molecules make it warm and a star is born, hmm
And the star had some sons and daughters
Some with some without water
Some cool and some run hotter
We blast an astronaut through the gasses
And do our best to save their little a****
Come home; don't rocket past us, no
Hello from inside a cloud
The particle smasher is maxing out
And it's smelly and loud
[Chorus:]
Jupiter, Jupiter: massive passive ball
Jupiter, Jupiter: or-or-orbital
Jupiter, Jupiter: mass of gas and dammit
Jupiter, Jupiter: is pure, pure, pure, pure planet
It's pure planet
It's pure planet
It's pure planet
Flying by in a perfect location
Billions of Earths worth of exploration
Or just a s***e gas station, I don't know
From deep below the surface
The tiny lifeforms are getting nervous
Hope it doesn't hurt us walking on the slimy surface
We lost contact with home base
On the dark side of this place
Please, send more human race
To fill the empty s***e
[Chorus]
It's pure planet, yeah
A million molecules make it warm and a star is born, hmm
And the star had some sons and daughters
Some with some without water
Some cool and some run hotter
We blast an astronaut through the gasses
And do our best to save their little a****
Come home; don't rocket past us, no
Hello from inside a cloud
The particle smasher is maxing out
And it's smelly and loud
[Chorus:]
Jupiter, Jupiter: massive passive ball
Jupiter, Jupiter: or-or-orbital
Jupiter, Jupiter: mass of gas and dammit
Jupiter, Jupiter: is pure, pure, pure, pure planet
It's pure planet
It's pure planet
It's pure planet
Flying by in a perfect location
Billions of Earths worth of exploration
Or just a s***e gas station, I don't know
From deep below the surface
The tiny lifeforms are getting nervous
Hope it doesn't hurt us walking on the slimy surface
We lost contact with home base
On the dark side of this place
Please, send more human race
To fill the empty s***e
[Chorus]
It's pure planet, yeah