Hey, man, hey
Dude, you're looking pretty swollen, you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh, no not like that, man, I mean, no h***
Oh, no h***, cool
When you wanna compliment a friend
(No h***)
But you don't want that friendship to end
(No h***)
To tell a dude just how you feel
(No h***)
Say 'no h***' so he knows the deal
(No h***)
And yo man, you've got a fresh style
(No h***)
And you know you've got the best smile
(No h***)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady
(No h***)
But your looks would make a handsome baby
(No h***)
I like the way you sort of fill out that shirt
(No h***)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work
(No h***)
Ay yo, I kinda like your natural scent
(No h***)
Ay yo, I kinda like the musical rent
(No h***)
Man, I can't decide who wore it best
(No h***)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest
(No h***)
I admit it I'm a fashionista
(No h***)
And I know every line to Mystic Pizza
(No h***)
D-d-d*** this rose is something special
(No h***)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle
(No h***)
Let's**** the hot tub and take a dunk
(No h***)
We're all friends, ain't no need for trunks
(No h***)
Man, I'm really feeling buzzed right now
(No h***)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now?
(No h***)
Dude, we should watch this gay p**** tape
(No h***)
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight
(No h***)
Man, you could wash laundry on those abs
(No h***)
Yo, I think girls look good in drag
(No h***)
Ay, I've been thinking about posing nude
(No h***)
Yo, I've been thinking about f****** a dude
(No h***)
Or we could three-way 69
(No h***)
Or human centipede in a line
(No h***)
Or some docking could be hella fun
(No h***)
Oh yeah, man or I could do this one
(No h***)
Ay yo, no h*** but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And b***fuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey
No h*** but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the ill full release
Ay yo, no h*** but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
Those two words have set me free
(No h***)
d***, it feels good to be
(No h***)
Dude, you're looking pretty swollen, you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh, no not like that, man, I mean, no h***
Oh, no h***, cool
When you wanna compliment a friend
(No h***)
But you don't want that friendship to end
(No h***)
To tell a dude just how you feel
(No h***)
Say 'no h***' so he knows the deal
(No h***)
And yo man, you've got a fresh style
(No h***)
And you know you've got the best smile
(No h***)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady
(No h***)
But your looks would make a handsome baby
(No h***)
I like the way you sort of fill out that shirt
(No h***)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work
(No h***)
Ay yo, I kinda like your natural scent
(No h***)
Ay yo, I kinda like the musical rent
(No h***)
Man, I can't decide who wore it best
(No h***)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest
(No h***)
I admit it I'm a fashionista
(No h***)
And I know every line to Mystic Pizza
(No h***)
D-d-d*** this rose is something special
(No h***)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle
(No h***)
Let's**** the hot tub and take a dunk
(No h***)
We're all friends, ain't no need for trunks
(No h***)
Man, I'm really feeling buzzed right now
(No h***)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now?
(No h***)
Dude, we should watch this gay p**** tape
(No h***)
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight
(No h***)
Man, you could wash laundry on those abs
(No h***)
Yo, I think girls look good in drag
(No h***)
Ay, I've been thinking about posing nude
(No h***)
Yo, I've been thinking about f****** a dude
(No h***)
Or we could three-way 69
(No h***)
Or human centipede in a line
(No h***)
Or some docking could be hella fun
(No h***)
Oh yeah, man or I could do this one
(No h***)
Ay yo, no h*** but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And b***fuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey
No h*** but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the ill full release
Ay yo, no h*** but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
Those two words have set me free
(No h***)
d***, it feels good to be
(No h***)