Plainotfancy Lyrics

I can't take the kind with the painted face
And the jewelry hanging head to toe
I'm tired and sick of "klackety" chicks
They got attitudes all for show
Just the plainnotfancy girl for me
You've got to see her, she'll make you a believer
I won't take my chances on a primadonna wannabe

I can't stand the face with the real fur
She's got 4 inch heels and a 3 I.Q.
She's got her nose in the air, air in the head
Head in the clouds and she doesn't have a clue
So true
Just the plainnotfancy girl for me
You've got to see her, she'll make you a believer
I won't take my chances on a primadonna wannabe

I like them real, as real as they come, on the inside
I like her tough and tender b***s of love at the right times
Plainly you should see, if you give it to me naturally
That's all I want to keep me feeling fancy free
That's what I need
I'm playing keep away from the pseudo-riche
And I'm dodging "dos" a mile high
And when they come on strong like a cheap perfume
Don't bother reading them the time
'Cause if you settle for a freebie, you get the D.B. heebie jeebies

Just the plainnotfancy girl for me
You've got to see her, she'll make you a believer
I won't take my chances on a primadonna wannabe