Your Boyfriend Sucks Lyrics

You're better off without him, don't call him...
He's breaking your heart.
He's hanging with your best friend and your waiting there,
It's tearing you apart.
He lied to you a thousand times,
When I was there he kept you waiting.

And I'm still here waiting there
To catch you if you fall.
I don't know why I care so much
When I shouldn't care at all.

Finally got the nerve to tell you
How much you mean to me you said that I was your best friend,
A real sweet guy, but that's all I'd ever be.
[A Bronx Tale (Spoken)]
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where
she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you
lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over
to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key,
put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you
let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk
around the back of the car and look through the rear
window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that
b***on so that you can get in, dump her."
"Just like that?"
"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift
up that b***on so that you can get in, that means she's
a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the
iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."