Just Can't Lose! Lyrics

I can"t open the door to my car anymore
But I don"t care
You don"t call me on the phone anymore
But I don"t care
I got hit on the head with my new surfboard
And it"s making me bored
Cuz I don"t know I don"t care anymore
I got a littering ticket at the dump
Such a tragedy
My parents fired me for mowing my lawn
Finally
My hair gel"s obsolete
My shoes don"t fit on my feet
Juicy Fruit"s not as sweet
Cuz I don"t know I don"t care anymore

Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
But I never get sad and I never look back

Cuz no matter what I do
I just can"t lose
And even if I do
I"ll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I"m rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can"t lose
I stepped on a crack and
It broke my momma"s back
But she"s okay
I"m a hypochondriac and
I think I had a heart attack
But I"m okay
Things are looking up
Didn"t get hit by a bus
Maybe I"m starting to care
A little more than before

Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
But I never get sad and I never look back

Cuz no matter what I do
I just can"t lose
And even if I do
I"ll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I"m rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can"t lose
Yeah I broke my leg but
I guess that"s just my style
It"s a victory because
It made your mamma smile

Cuz no matter what I do
I just can"t lose
And even if I do
I"ll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I"m rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can"t lose

And even if I do I can always move
And even if I do
I can auction off all of your shoes
You lose