I Love the Monster Lyrics

I love the monster
I love that kid
He's in it for all of us, man
He's in it to win.
I love the monster
He plays for the team
I get excited, and I
I like to scream

I love the monster
It says it right here
He goes for all of us
Man, he goes all year
Except for some holidays
Or days when he's ill
Or maybe his mother's birthday, it's a
A Triumph of Will!

When the monster talks
The angels walk
With breath of life
I hold my wife
The monster dies a little inside
Each time birds cry!
When the chips are down
And it's huge at bat
People scream in pain
Under tears and rain
Will I stand alone?
Asking questions why
I look to that monster guy
With my only eye

I love the monster and I'll
I'll put it in writing
I love to represent him when he's
Riding the lightning

I love the monster
And I'll write it in the sky
I'll honk my horn
Whenever he goes riding by
He went into therapy
So he could not talk to me
But he followed his daughter
As he drank Chocolate Water
A monkey on his back
Now he's clutching his will so tight
He's riding the bus
Fighting to make things right

When I'm two points down
Rodeo clown on the ground
People scream in pain
Under tears and rain
Will I stand alone?
Asking questions why
The monster waves his cape
For my great escape

I love the monster 4x