This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f******, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f******, really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's f****** Spidey!
Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap a**!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the f****** BVDs
Outline...oh f*** Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f****** sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on...f***!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f****** Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f****** holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He f****** used a Matrix move!
He f****** used a Matrix move!
d****!
Ha! What a f****** move!?
What the f*** is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the a** with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his c*** out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's f******, really p***** off
Now what the f*** is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f****** known!
Not to pull out your d*** in front of Sass
He'll rip that s*** right off! Now you're f****** b**med
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode!
Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his f****** chode!
He's gonna shoot your f****** load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer!
What the f***? That's bad news Bears.
That's a lotta c**! That's way too much Sass c**
Sassafrass...he hasn't, f****** done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging s***! And he's taking a dump...
Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick, for the f****** Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up-
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a s*** on David Dark!
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f******, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f******, really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's f****** Spidey!
Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap a**!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the f****** BVDs
Outline...oh f*** Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f****** sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on...f***!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f****** Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f****** holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He f****** used a Matrix move!
He f****** used a Matrix move!
d****!
Ha! What a f****** move!?
What the f*** is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the a** with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his c*** out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's f******, really p***** off
Now what the f*** is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f****** known!
Not to pull out your d*** in front of Sass
He'll rip that s*** right off! Now you're f****** b**med
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode!
Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his f****** chode!
He's gonna shoot your f****** load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer!
What the f***? That's bad news Bears.
That's a lotta c**! That's way too much Sass c**
Sassafrass...he hasn't, f****** done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging s***! And he's taking a dump...
Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick, for the f****** Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up-
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a s*** on David Dark!