I Love Custard Lyrics

I love Custard, Custard is so sweet

Every day with Custard
Is a yummy kitty treat

My kitty-cat Custard

I love my kitty-cat Custard

We go together like a hotdog goes with mustard

Or cream with wheat

I love Custard, she's so berry fun

Custard is a princess, king, and queen

Rolled into one

My kitty-cat Custard

My itty-bitty kitty-cat Custard

My kitty-cat Custard never gets flustered
I love her a ton

I feed her and groom her

And after I perfume her

We take a trip on Chocolate Chip Lagoon

Some tell me she's bossy

But she's just apple-saucy

Oh, I could eat my Custard with a spoon

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I love Custard like no one I've known

Custard is contented

Just to sit upon her throne

Oh, I love Custard

My pretty, witty

Little kitty-cat Custard

And I don't know if you've heard

But I'll repeat the word

That I love Custard

'Cause Custard's mine alone