Brand New Girlfriend Lyrics

She said, 'I need sometime to find myself
I need a little s***e to think
Maybe we should start seeing other people
Baby, things are moving way too fast for me.'
So, I, I picked up what was left of my pride
And I put on my walking shoes
And I got up on that high road
And I did what any gentleman would do
I, um...

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I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man, I think I'm on to somethin'
Ya know, I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
I love it when she calls me b***er cup
Laughs and says I left the toilet seat up
She pops the top for me a cold beer
And says my buddies always welcome here
When I get hungry, she takes me out
I ride the shotgun like a Shih Tzu hound
My tails a waggin', my tounge's hangin' out
It makes me wanna shout...
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Wooo
Cute, cute, cute

She likes to write our names in the sand
She's hearing wedding bells and making plans
She's gonna hang around a while I guess
She hasn't even told me she loves me yet

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She makes me feel just like a kid again
I gotta brand new girlfriend