Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name
p****whipped
Your b**** don't have a chance
p****whipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p****whipped
Your new b**** has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your d*** gets sucked about as much as a ??
Holy hell
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine
p****whipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
p****whipped
And now you can't bang the s****
p****whipped
I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops ?? ?? because the chick was hot
Well I was p****whipped like you but now my d*** is wise
You need to tell your d*** to open up its f****** eyes
Open up your eyes
(Solo)
We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name
p****whipped
Your b**** don't have a chance
p****whipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p****whipped
You're calling it "romance"
p****whipped
Your w****'s got you in a trance
p****whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped
You're whipped!
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The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name
p****whipped
Your b**** don't have a chance
p****whipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p****whipped
Your new b**** has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your d*** gets sucked about as much as a ??
Holy hell
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine
p****whipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
p****whipped
And now you can't bang the s****
p****whipped
I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops ?? ?? because the chick was hot
Well I was p****whipped like you but now my d*** is wise
You need to tell your d*** to open up its f****** eyes
Open up your eyes
(Solo)
We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name
p****whipped
Your b**** don't have a chance
p****whipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p****whipped
You're calling it "romance"
p****whipped
Your w****'s got you in a trance
p****whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped
You're whipped!
Read more: Steel Panther - p****whipped Lyrics | MetroLyrics