She's got b******* blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I'm gettin' lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled b****** still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Her computer does the talkin')
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (It's like f****** Stephen Hawking!)
My f*** puppet, my s**y crippled bootie call
Disabled b****** are the dirtiest of them all.
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
Front row parking, government checks
Her electric bed is f****** killing for s**
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Oh, f*** yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always
f*****' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped s***.
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I'm gettin' lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled b****** still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Her computer does the talkin')
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (It's like f****** Stephen Hawking!)
My f*** puppet, my s**y crippled bootie call
Disabled b****** are the dirtiest of them all.
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
Front row parking, government checks
Her electric bed is f****** killing for s**
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*** (Oh, f*** yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
(She's my) She's my handicapped s***
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always
f*****' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped s***.