Oh yeah,
Uh, s**y
Oh yeah,
Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a g*******
The place was packed with wrinkly b***ies and d***s
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a g*******
g******* at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
g******* at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my d***
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
g******* at the old folks home
Senile s** slaves are making me groan
g******* at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my a** so I twisted my nuts to keep from c****** to fast
I had my fist in a b******* til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead
g******* at the old folks home
I rode a s** train with geriatric nymphos
g******* at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah
Uh, s**y
Oh yeah,
Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a g*******
The place was packed with wrinkly b***ies and d***s
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a g*******
g******* at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
g******* at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my d***
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
g******* at the old folks home
Senile s** slaves are making me groan
g******* at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my a** so I twisted my nuts to keep from c****** to fast
I had my fist in a b******* til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead
g******* at the old folks home
I rode a s** train with geriatric nymphos
g******* at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah