I can't wait to sellout,
I can't wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here.
I can't wait to sellout,
Just show me where to sign,
I can't wait to sellout,
Where's that dotted line?
I've been jerked off so many times by all your helping hands,
I guess I'd rather just get f***** by the biggest d*** I can
I can't wait to pass out on the lawn, (I can't wait!)
After all the moneys gone, (I can't wait!)
Just lie there 'till dawn I can't wait!
I can't wait to sellout,
So have your men call mine,
I can't wait to sellout,
So let's do lunch sometime.
Cause the familiar scene is tried to be politically correct
When you're forced to suck the Punk Rock c*** and it's just half erect!
I can't wait to get my just rewards (I can't wait!)
Strapped down in the mental ward (I can't wait!)
Somewhere in Betty Ford I can't wait!
I'm telling anything I think they wanna hear
Then they can start me off at 50 grand a year!
I can't wait until they find this fool (I can't wait!)
Face down in a swimming pool (I can't wait!)
That'll be so cool I can't wait!
Close your eyes and one fine day your record will appear,
12 more songs, 2 minutes long, all about f****** and beer!
I can't wait to sellout,
That where I want to go,
I can't wait to sellout,
Just tell me who to blow,
I can't wait to sellout,
I can't wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here!
I can't wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here.
I can't wait to sellout,
Just show me where to sign,
I can't wait to sellout,
Where's that dotted line?
I've been jerked off so many times by all your helping hands,
I guess I'd rather just get f***** by the biggest d*** I can
I can't wait to pass out on the lawn, (I can't wait!)
After all the moneys gone, (I can't wait!)
Just lie there 'till dawn I can't wait!
I can't wait to sellout,
So have your men call mine,
I can't wait to sellout,
So let's do lunch sometime.
Cause the familiar scene is tried to be politically correct
When you're forced to suck the Punk Rock c*** and it's just half erect!
I can't wait to get my just rewards (I can't wait!)
Strapped down in the mental ward (I can't wait!)
Somewhere in Betty Ford I can't wait!
I'm telling anything I think they wanna hear
Then they can start me off at 50 grand a year!
I can't wait until they find this fool (I can't wait!)
Face down in a swimming pool (I can't wait!)
That'll be so cool I can't wait!
Close your eyes and one fine day your record will appear,
12 more songs, 2 minutes long, all about f****** and beer!
I can't wait to sellout,
That where I want to go,
I can't wait to sellout,
Just tell me who to blow,
I can't wait to sellout,
I can't wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here!