Albert Einstein - Everything Is Relative Lyrics

I'm your prof professor of love!
One is an Adam
one is an Eve
everything is relative.
Flying in my cosmic ship to the planet Earth
Join me on my plastic trip through the Universe.
Boys and girls around the world ready for a game
Who is who on this pearl
do you guess my namez

Albert Einstein
check-check the time-time
Albert Einstein
love-love is fine-fine.
One is clever
one naive
everything is relative.

Coming from the Milky Way with my galactic crew
Mars and Venus fade to grey
the energy is you.
Timemachine and laserbeam
the glance of Marco Polo
The school is ruled by Fronkensteen
dance the tango solo.
Albert Einstein
check-check the time-time
Albert Einstein
love-love is fine-fine.
One is a butler
one is a c***f
everything is relative.

Welcome to my laboratorium!
Foraday will send a blitz to Jimmy Hendrix in Hotel Ritz
Kopernikus wears blue suede shoes
Isaak Newton sings the blues.
Pythagoras and Sokrates rent a computer for Aristoteles
Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde on the couch of Sigmund Freud.

This is the formula
mein Herr!
Energy is mass multiplied by speed of light square
For this to a***yse you gave me the Nobelprice.
But I tell you this is not enough
I'm the prof-prof professor of love.

Albert Einstein
Check-check the time-time
Albert Einstein
Love-love is fine-fine.
One is s**y
one sportive
Tout le monde est relative.

What did you say
what did you say?
Galileo Galilei.
Galileo calls Captain Spock
und sie dreht sich doch.
One is a white boy
one olive
everything is - Einstein!