(There Is A) Dogshit In My Garden Lyrics

There is a dogshit in my garden
and when I cut my grass
the dogshit is no longer in my garden
it is a-sittin on my footsole
and smell like a doggies a**
and that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden
You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
but there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's s***

Was it a fireman ? - oh no
Was it a brandmand ?- oh no
Was it an ottoman ? - oh no
Was it a walkman ? - oh no
Was it a Superwoman ? - Superwoman don't know how to s*** !!!
Was it a milkyman ? - oh no
Was it a Kellerman ? - May be

Was it a dissermand ?- no no no no no
Was it rabatman ? - oh no
Was it a doberman ? - oh yeaaaaah
You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
but there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's s***