Black Joker / Black, White, Yellow and Green Lyrics

There was an old woman who kept fat hogs,
She made plum puddings to poison the dogs,
They were black, white, yellow and green.
She took them, put them in the pot,
Boiled them until they were blazing hot,
They were black, white, yellow and green.

Chorus (after every other verse):

Black, white, yellow and green,
Black, white, yellow and green,
The crudest plum puddings that ever was seen,
They were black, white, yellow and green.
She took a pin and p****ed the skin,
The gravy ran out and the maggots ran in,
They were black, white, yellow and green.
She took them, put them on the floor,
They each in turn ran out of the door,
They were black, white, yellow and green.
She put them on the fire to cook,
They did the black joke, were covered in soot,
Black, white, yellow and green.

She took them, put them up on the shelf,
If you want any more, you can see to yourself,
Black, white, yellow and green.