So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare
I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on T-shirts
Or hear a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to me
No, I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all agree
Said I ain't got rhythm
But you're laying down some funky syncopation!
I ain't got rhythm
But you got that beat
No, I ain't got rhythm
Look at them, they're stomping their feet
Said I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock a brand new generation
(Brand new generation)
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
(Would you just go join the band?)
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Hey, I got rhythm!
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare
I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on T-shirts
Or hear a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to me
No, I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all agree
Said I ain't got rhythm
But you're laying down some funky syncopation!
I ain't got rhythm
But you got that beat
No, I ain't got rhythm
Look at them, they're stomping their feet
Said I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock a brand new generation
(Brand new generation)
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
(Would you just go join the band?)
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Hey, I got rhythm!