.

I Love You, Pav Bhaji Lyrics

Play dough. Never expect another prisoner. Always and forever. Under the watchful eye of the predator. Kiss her till it leaves back a scar.
Dear President, may I please show you my w****?

Cos I'd like you to know what it means when I will never tell, never wish and never know
What it takes to be another side, another shore
Falling into what will be still outta whack, I don't know
If you're gonna keep your foot in mouth, you don't need a pedicure.
Tell me what they said. I didn't even hear.
Tell me what it means. I don't even know.
Tell me what to do. I'm not even here!

Tell me where to go. Anywhere but here!
Tell me who I am. How am I to know?
Tell me why I'm here. I can't say for sure.
Tell me who to see. The ones that disappeared!

Pressure cook mixed vegetables and peas till well done.
Mash them coarsely after draining.
Heat b***er in a pan.
Add ginger-garlice, capsicum, onion, tomatoes.
Fry for 2-3 minutes till very soft.
Add pavbhaji masala , chilli powder, turmeric, salt, sugar and fry further 2-3 minutes.
Bring to boil.
Simmer till gravy is thick, stirring and mashing pieces with masala, in between.
Add lemon juice, stir.
Garnish with chopped coriander and a block of b***er. Now, have with pav.
b***er. Nimbu. Kanda. La!

I love you, Pav Bhaji.
Baby, I love you. Pav Bhaji.
Darling, I love you. Pav Bhaji.

Pups.

---
Report lyrics