[Intro]
Yeah, what's up, what's goin on?
Before we start this next record
I gotta put my shades on
So I can feel cool
Remember that law
When you have to put your shades on to feel cool?
Well it's still a law, you gotta put your shades on so you can feel cool
You know what I'm sayin?
I'ma put my shades on so I can see what you ain't doin'
And you ain't doin' nothin, you ain't doin' nothin
That I don't see
Now let's get on with this s*** anyway
[Schoolly D]
Way, way down, in the ghetto Tee
The badass pimp stepped on the signifying rapper's feet
And the rapper said, n**** can't you see
You're standin on my m************ feet?
The badass pimp said, Sure I ain't heard a c********** word you said
You say some more, I'll be standin on your m************ head
Yeah that's what he said
Cause every day, when the sun go down
The badass pimp come and kick that rappers a** all over ghetto town
But the rapper got wise, started using his wit
And said man, I'm gettin tired of this kick-a** s***
So early, early early the very next day
The rapper said, mister pimp, mister pimp I got something to say
There's this mean, big bad f***** comin your way
He talk about you so bad, turn my hair gray
Listen, listen to what he say
Listen to this mister badass pimp
This what the f***** said
He said, you know your daddy and he's a f*****
And your mother's a w****
He said he seen you sellin a****** door to door
Yeah that's what he said, listen to what else he said mister badass pimp
He said, your granny, she's a d***
And your other brother, he's a f*****
And your little sister Loo
She's so low she sucked the d*** of a little maggot
Yeah that's what he said
The badass pimp was mad
Jumped up in a hell of a rage
Hopped in his Caddy and loaded his 12 guage
Caught up with the f***** on 55th and Vine
Said you f*****, it's gonna be your a** or mine
The f***** looked at the pimp, and saw fear in his eyes
Said m***********, you better go f*** with somebody your own d*** size
The pimp made his move, and thought he was fast
The f***** side-stepped him and kicked him in his a**
They fought all that night, and all the next day
That f***** kicked that pimp's a** in a hell of a way
Me myself I don't know how he survived
Came back to the projects more dead than alive
And the rapper, standin up on one of those tall a** project buildings
He said, d*** somethin smells
He said, mister badass pimp look live you've been through hell
As I told one of my hoes before you left
I should've kicked your a** my m************ self
Yeah, what's up, what's goin on?
Before we start this next record
I gotta put my shades on
So I can feel cool
Remember that law
When you have to put your shades on to feel cool?
Well it's still a law, you gotta put your shades on so you can feel cool
You know what I'm sayin?
I'ma put my shades on so I can see what you ain't doin'
And you ain't doin' nothin, you ain't doin' nothin
That I don't see
Now let's get on with this s*** anyway
[Schoolly D]
Way, way down, in the ghetto Tee
The badass pimp stepped on the signifying rapper's feet
And the rapper said, n**** can't you see
You're standin on my m************ feet?
The badass pimp said, Sure I ain't heard a c********** word you said
You say some more, I'll be standin on your m************ head
Yeah that's what he said
Cause every day, when the sun go down
The badass pimp come and kick that rappers a** all over ghetto town
But the rapper got wise, started using his wit
And said man, I'm gettin tired of this kick-a** s***
So early, early early the very next day
The rapper said, mister pimp, mister pimp I got something to say
There's this mean, big bad f***** comin your way
He talk about you so bad, turn my hair gray
Listen, listen to what he say
Listen to this mister badass pimp
This what the f***** said
He said, you know your daddy and he's a f*****
And your mother's a w****
He said he seen you sellin a****** door to door
Yeah that's what he said, listen to what else he said mister badass pimp
He said, your granny, she's a d***
And your other brother, he's a f*****
And your little sister Loo
She's so low she sucked the d*** of a little maggot
Yeah that's what he said
The badass pimp was mad
Jumped up in a hell of a rage
Hopped in his Caddy and loaded his 12 guage
Caught up with the f***** on 55th and Vine
Said you f*****, it's gonna be your a** or mine
The f***** looked at the pimp, and saw fear in his eyes
Said m***********, you better go f*** with somebody your own d*** size
The pimp made his move, and thought he was fast
The f***** side-stepped him and kicked him in his a**
They fought all that night, and all the next day
That f***** kicked that pimp's a** in a hell of a way
Me myself I don't know how he survived
Came back to the projects more dead than alive
And the rapper, standin up on one of those tall a** project buildings
He said, d*** somethin smells
He said, mister badass pimp look live you've been through hell
As I told one of my hoes before you left
I should've kicked your a** my m************ self