You'll Never Guess Lyrics

You'll never guess
What I found in the floorboards in the basement
Next to the shovel
Under the cold cold ground
You'll never guess
You'll never guess
What I found in the earthen floor of the cellar
Next to the boiler
In the hot hot coals
You'll never guess

Not one for digging up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The bones in your closet
Must be hung out to dry

You'll never guess
What I found buried beneath the apple tree
Wrapped in linen
And covered in lye
You'll never guess
You'll never guess
What I found outside in the rose garden
Chopped to pieces
And cleverly hid
You'll never guess
Not one for digging up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The bones in your closet
Must be hung out to dry

Not one for digging up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The bones in your closet
Must be hung out to dry

Not one for causing tidal waves
Just let old dogs lie
A tiny part of your brain
Has simply has simply gone awry