my wife and son believe that i'm a prophet sent from god
they both believe that i'm meant to rid the earth of the scum
that walks upon the earth like zombies and skeletons
little they do they know i've been sent from hell to kill them both
sing me a story and i'll give you something worth talking about
sing me a story and i'll give you something worth talking about
stay together?
stay together?
my wife and son believe that i'm moses in disguise
i'll part away the red sea and i'll make my way through it all
oh cause i'm in trouble you see and i'm having a hard time with it
now what i see is what i see
and what i'm seeing isn't even good for me
oh but i'm just a teeny tiny bit confused
as to why i should even care about the birds and the bees
and how jealous i am of the love that they share
so i'll teach you how to eat
then i'll rip your teeth out
and i'll teach you how to believe
then i'll spit out some lines
i'll teach you how to breathe
then i'll rip your lungs out
and i'll tech you how to love
then i'll break your heart
i felt my spine crack into a million pieces
i felt my spine crack into a million pieces
i felt my spine, a million pieces
i felt my spine, a million pieces
they both believe that i'm meant to rid the earth of the scum
that walks upon the earth like zombies and skeletons
little they do they know i've been sent from hell to kill them both
sing me a story and i'll give you something worth talking about
sing me a story and i'll give you something worth talking about
stay together?
stay together?
my wife and son believe that i'm moses in disguise
i'll part away the red sea and i'll make my way through it all
oh cause i'm in trouble you see and i'm having a hard time with it
now what i see is what i see
and what i'm seeing isn't even good for me
oh but i'm just a teeny tiny bit confused
as to why i should even care about the birds and the bees
and how jealous i am of the love that they share
so i'll teach you how to eat
then i'll rip your teeth out
and i'll teach you how to believe
then i'll spit out some lines
i'll teach you how to breathe
then i'll rip your lungs out
and i'll tech you how to love
then i'll break your heart
i felt my spine crack into a million pieces
i felt my spine crack into a million pieces
i felt my spine, a million pieces
i felt my spine, a million pieces