I went to his room in the middle of the night,
I tiptoed inside and I turned on the light.
To my dismay, he was nowhere in sight,
And I'm sure Uncle Walter went waltzing that night!
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
Mom bought Uncle Walter a new suit to wear,
When he comes in, it's covered with hair.
And lately I've noticed there's several new tears!
And I'm sure Uncle Walter's been waltzing with bears!
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
I told Uncle Walter that he should be good,
And do all the things, I said that he should.
But I know that he'd rather be off in the woods!
And I'm afraid that I'll lose him, I'll lose him for good.
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
I begged and I pleaded with Uncle Walter to stay.
And I managed to keep him inside for a day.
But the bears all barged in and they took him away!
Now he's dancing with pandas, and I can't understand it,
But the bears all demand at least one waltz a day.
But last night when the moon rose we crept down the stairs.
He took me to dance where the bears had their lair.
We danced in a bear hug, with nary a care!
It all feels like flying, there is no denying
and now my pajamas are covered with hair.
We go wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
I tiptoed inside and I turned on the light.
To my dismay, he was nowhere in sight,
And I'm sure Uncle Walter went waltzing that night!
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
Mom bought Uncle Walter a new suit to wear,
When he comes in, it's covered with hair.
And lately I've noticed there's several new tears!
And I'm sure Uncle Walter's been waltzing with bears!
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
I told Uncle Walter that he should be good,
And do all the things, I said that he should.
But I know that he'd rather be off in the woods!
And I'm afraid that I'll lose him, I'll lose him for good.
He goes wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.
I begged and I pleaded with Uncle Walter to stay.
And I managed to keep him inside for a day.
But the bears all barged in and they took him away!
Now he's dancing with pandas, and I can't understand it,
But the bears all demand at least one waltz a day.
But last night when the moon rose we crept down the stairs.
He took me to dance where the bears had their lair.
We danced in a bear hug, with nary a care!
It all feels like flying, there is no denying
and now my pajamas are covered with hair.
We go wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.
Raggy bears, s***gy bears, baggy bears too.
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do!
So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa waltzing,
He can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.