Saw you coming
my way put my nose in a book,
Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book,
Some c*** that you gave me
or something that I took,
Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather,
He's so together oozing like I never could,
I bet he's a classic masher,
He toot toots when he likes the view,
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,
They talk boots while they're laughing at you,
He's playing dumb while you're looking at clothes,
Straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum,
I shoulda shook his hand
I never used to feel bad,
Never felt so blue guess
I never amused you,
I bet he's a classic masher,
He toot toots when he likes the view,
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,
They talk boots while
they're laughing at you (x4)
my way put my nose in a book,
Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book,
Some c*** that you gave me
or something that I took,
Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather,
He's so together oozing like I never could,
I bet he's a classic masher,
He toot toots when he likes the view,
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,
They talk boots while they're laughing at you,
He's playing dumb while you're looking at clothes,
Straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum,
I shoulda shook his hand
I never used to feel bad,
Never felt so blue guess
I never amused you,
I bet he's a classic masher,
He toot toots when he likes the view,
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,
They talk boots while
they're laughing at you (x4)