BULL RUN BEER RUN - Let's go on a beer run, baby/I'm giving the word/Let's make like bird/And make a migration/Cuz I spent four dollars, baby/Last night in a bar/For a PBR/Can't afford the libation/I know a spot in Virginia/They'll pour a shot of gin right in ya/For cheaper than a c**e/And you can sit and smoke/And cigarettes are almost free/Vices get cheaper the deeper south you go/You can't afford to be sober/We'll go where the prices are so low/We'll be dead by October/Graveyard in Savannah, baby/Just look at the dates/Seems most of these mates didn't make it to thirty/Confederate daughters, maybe/They may have been strong/It's hard to live long/When living so dirty/They cry out, "Dixie don't forget us/Sweet land where pork costs less than lettuce/It's 1864/We'll stay for just one more/Have one, you might as well have three"/Vices get cheaper the deeper south you go/Lives don't seem so pricey either/We'll go with our dignity and dough/Then we'll head back north with neither.