Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid:
Miss X was doing horse
Miss X wore shiny platform trainers
Miss X more or less moved into my house when I was working on getting famous
Miss X gave me chlamydia then, when I'd been told by the doctor
Not to have s** for three weeks, put pressure on me to f*** her
Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died, couldn't give a s***
Miss X started calling me 'cold fish', 'plank' and 'Mr Limp d***'
s** with Japanese pleased me more, I found them less voracious
Miss X meanwhile was f****** her way to the top, working on getting famous
The great love of Miss X's life came back to town, she started to stalk him
There were other reasons I left Miss X, but I've forgotten
Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid
I miss her
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid:
Miss X was doing horse
Miss X wore shiny platform trainers
Miss X more or less moved into my house when I was working on getting famous
Miss X gave me chlamydia then, when I'd been told by the doctor
Not to have s** for three weeks, put pressure on me to f*** her
Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died, couldn't give a s***
Miss X started calling me 'cold fish', 'plank' and 'Mr Limp d***'
s** with Japanese pleased me more, I found them less voracious
Miss X meanwhile was f****** her way to the top, working on getting famous
The great love of Miss X's life came back to town, she started to stalk him
There were other reasons I left Miss X, but I've forgotten
Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid
I miss her