Me yer momma and some other w****
Floatin' down the river on a s***house door
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's gettin down with an ear of corn
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Watching mom shave her p**** really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to f*** somethin in the front yard
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Sister is gettin rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Reddog (Solo)
Well I'm a big d*** daddy and a f***** foo
Eleven years old and I went to p**** school
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Yeah, her a****** is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her s*** to watch her c**
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Simon (Solo)
You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's d***
If you saw my poon tang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Everybody Solo
Yeah, me yer momma and some other w****
Floatin' down the river on a s***house door
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
I'm gonna tie my p*****
tie my p*****
tie my p*****
tie my p*****
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Floatin' down the river on a s***house door
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's gettin down with an ear of corn
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Watching mom shave her p**** really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to f*** somethin in the front yard
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Sister is gettin rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Reddog (Solo)
Well I'm a big d*** daddy and a f***** foo
Eleven years old and I went to p**** school
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Yeah, her a****** is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her s*** to watch her c**
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Simon (Solo)
You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's d***
If you saw my poon tang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
Everybody Solo
Yeah, me yer momma and some other w****
Floatin' down the river on a s***house door
gonna tie my p***** to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.
I'm gonna tie my p*****
tie my p*****
tie my p*****
tie my p*****
gonna tie my p***** to my leg.