Divorce Me C.O.D. Lyrics

>I just< bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
You thought your little romance >was on< the strict Q T
>So if< you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
<I won't be round to hear you cry>
<I'm Texas bound and bye and bye>
You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
-MUSIC- (Steel Guitar)

There's gonna come a day gal >when you'll< be feeling blue
You'll find you can't pay your bills with >a little ole'< I.O.U.
This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.

<No need to fall down on your knees>
<Caus' I know all my A.B.C.'s>
I ain't no college professor n'ain't got no P.H.D.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.