Star Wars Cantina Lyrics

[Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."]
Her name was Leia: she was a princess.
With a Danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...
So R2D2 found Ben Kenobi;
[Obi-Wan: "Obi-Wan"]
He had to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Isely to have a drink with Han!
At the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars...

Greedo: "Oona goota, Solo?"
His name was Solo: [Han: "Han Solo"] he was a pilot.
With a blaster at his side and a smile 12 parsecs wide,
There with Chewbacca: [Chewbacca: growl] he was a wookie.
They met with Luke and Obi Wan about the Millenium Falcon.
Docking bay 94. [Obi-Wan: "94"] Stormtroopers at the door.
With a flash of Ben's light saber, now there's an arm on the floor!
At the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars...
[Obi-Wan: "Mos Eisley s***eport! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
His name was Yoda: he was a muppet.
[Yoda: "Mmmhm"]
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way, he's Luke's dad.
Luke kissed his sister; his hand got cut off.
[Luke: "Arrgh"]
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean; Jabba had bad hygiene.
[Jabba: "Ho ho ho"]
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tattooine?
At the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina.
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars...
[ObiWan: "The force will be with you - always"]
[R2-D2: "Bleep Bleepity-bleep"]
[Chewbacca: growl]