She Told Me About... Lyrics

She told me
about Leeds permanent
building society
Then she came, then she came
then she came, then she came
then she came, then she came
And told me, told me
She told me
she'd never get her purse back
That it was stolen by some man
She told me
she'd never get her cat back
That she ate it for her supper
Then she sat, then she sat
Then she sat, then she sat
Then she sat, then she sat
And told me, told me
She told me
she never gets her tea right
That it always need
some more cream
She told me
her son was in the army
And that I should care about him
Then she stood, then she stood
Then she stood, then she stood
Then she stood, then she stood
And told me, told me
She told me
she had a s**ual problem
That her husband p****
was too small
She told me
he used his head to f*** her
But she hat to shave it often
She told me about building society
She told me about Leeds permanent
She told me about building society
She told me about Leeds permanency