Juanita thinks she's a roller rink
We're on the brink of financial disaster
Wants to feel just a little faster
Smashed her hand on the mirror in the bathroom
I get high watching Rockford Files
Juanita lives just like Jimmy drives
Screech those tires, yeah and scrape the sides
Find that little bit left inside
What am I supposed to tell our friends?
That you walked into a bender
I haven't seen you since
But I know that you've been
Getting loose with the gin and juice
The proof is in the photo shoot
I'm sure
You pulled this s*** before
Played the prodigal w****
You said you're just exploring
Virginia slept with the sketchy chick
She was sick, they still clicked
Rhode Island slide with the skinny guy
Pawtucket p***shops and Newport Lights
Made amends with your dealer friends
The truth is in the camera lens
So don't come home
With a stick in your nose
I hired a detective
He's got a tiny camera
Juanita thinks she can skip the sleep
The sun sneaks up on the Born Rock freaks
Maybe next time we get together
The deviated septum
Will feel a little better
We're on the brink of financial disaster
Wants to feel just a little faster
Smashed her hand on the mirror in the bathroom
I get high watching Rockford Files
Juanita lives just like Jimmy drives
Screech those tires, yeah and scrape the sides
Find that little bit left inside
What am I supposed to tell our friends?
That you walked into a bender
I haven't seen you since
But I know that you've been
Getting loose with the gin and juice
The proof is in the photo shoot
I'm sure
You pulled this s*** before
Played the prodigal w****
You said you're just exploring
Virginia slept with the sketchy chick
She was sick, they still clicked
Rhode Island slide with the skinny guy
Pawtucket p***shops and Newport Lights
Made amends with your dealer friends
The truth is in the camera lens
So don't come home
With a stick in your nose
I hired a detective
He's got a tiny camera
Juanita thinks she can skip the sleep
The sun sneaks up on the Born Rock freaks
Maybe next time we get together
The deviated septum
Will feel a little better