Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I'd truly love to be
For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I never want to be
For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
There would be nothing left of me
That is what I'd truly love to be
For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I never want to be
For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
There would be nothing left of me