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(Well) Now, I'm Sick, Sober and Sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, Sober and Sorry
But look at the fun that I had.
I met with a gal in a tavern
Oh, what a beautiful dream
We had three or four, then had several more
And that's when I went off my beam.
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The jukebox so loudly was playin'
Each couple havin' a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I bet I'm the sickest of all.
CHORUS
Outside I was hailin' a taxi
I got one this time without fail
It sported a star, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail.
CHORUS
(Well) Now, I'm Sick, Sober and Sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, Sober and Sorry
But look at the fun that I had.
I met with a gal in a tavern
Oh, what a beautiful dream
We had three or four, then had several more
And that's when I went off my beam.
CHORUS
The jukebox so loudly was playin'
Each couple havin' a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I bet I'm the sickest of all.
CHORUS
Outside I was hailin' a taxi
I got one this time without fail
It sported a star, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail.
CHORUS