h*** Erectus Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)

I left Barber College
Searchin? for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now I?m a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the ?Y?.
Although you?re thirty
I still think you?re pretty
Let?s give it that good ole college try.

?Cause I?m a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you?re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It?s took us a jillion
But we?re all still here, been
Boogeyin? since boogeyin? began.

And I?m a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know I?m a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know that I?m a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

I?m but a h*** Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Watch out for h*** Erectus ...