Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
Dusting plastic garlic plants
They snigger in the drought
When you ride through the parlor
Wearing nothing but your armor
Playing Indoor Games.
One string puppet shows amuse
Your sycophantic friends
Who cheer your rancid recipes
In fear they might offend,
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
Sporting falsies and a toga
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
Who pats her sixty little skins
And re-insures your life,
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
'cause you lost your jigsaw corner
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
Or swim in purple perspex water wings.
Come Saturday jump hopper, Chelsea brigade,
High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games.
No ball bagatelle incites
Your children to conspire,
They slide across your frying pan
And fertilize your fire,
Still you and Jones go madder
Broken bones-broken ladder-
Hey Ho
Dusting plastic garlic plants
They snigger in the drought
When you ride through the parlor
Wearing nothing but your armor
Playing Indoor Games.
One string puppet shows amuse
Your sycophantic friends
Who cheer your rancid recipes
In fear they might offend,
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
Sporting falsies and a toga
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
Who pats her sixty little skins
And re-insures your life,
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
'cause you lost your jigsaw corner
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
Or swim in purple perspex water wings.
Come Saturday jump hopper, Chelsea brigade,
High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games.
No ball bagatelle incites
Your children to conspire,
They slide across your frying pan
And fertilize your fire,
Still you and Jones go madder
Broken bones-broken ladder-
Hey Ho