Lyrics to The Local Cops A c*** :
Just got in from the local
Had to try the local brew
And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two
About you local yokels
And what yous get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you
[CHORUS]
He said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local cops a
What did i say?
The local cops a c***
The local mayors a f****** d*******
His wifes the local snob,
The local bank managers a f****** w***** and so's the local cop.
The local sparky's a f****** cowboy
The local plumbers making a mint
The local undertakers a f****** weirdo
And the local lawyers full of s***
[CHORUS]
The local bookie's a shonky b******
The local race is f****** rigged
The local publican ought to be f****** hung for watering down the p***
The local pollie's a f****** gin jockey
And heres something else i know
The local cricket team aint worth f****** s***
The local footy teams a f****** joke
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The local butchers full of blow flies
The local dogs are full of fleas
The local barbers a f****** butcher
The local kids are f****** thieves
The local car yard is a f****** rip-off
And so's the local show
And the local cops a dead set c*** but i mentioned that a minute ago
When i said
The local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local cops a what did i say?
The local cops a c***
Big finish.
1,2,3,4
The local cops a c***
Just got in from the local
Had to try the local brew
And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two
About you local yokels
And what yous get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read em back to you
[CHORUS]
He said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local cops a
What did i say?
The local cops a c***
The local mayors a f****** d*******
His wifes the local snob,
The local bank managers a f****** w***** and so's the local cop.
The local sparky's a f****** cowboy
The local plumbers making a mint
The local undertakers a f****** weirdo
And the local lawyers full of s***
[CHORUS]
The local bookie's a shonky b******
The local race is f****** rigged
The local publican ought to be f****** hung for watering down the p***
The local pollie's a f****** gin jockey
And heres something else i know
The local cricket team aint worth f****** s***
The local footy teams a f****** joke
[CHORUS]
The local butchers full of blow flies
The local dogs are full of fleas
The local barbers a f****** butcher
The local kids are f****** thieves
The local car yard is a f****** rip-off
And so's the local show
And the local cops a dead set c*** but i mentioned that a minute ago
When i said
The local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local chefs a poofter
The local docs a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b**s
And the local cops a c***
I said the local cops a what did i say?
The local cops a c***
Big finish.
1,2,3,4
The local cops a c***