Nigel f*****' Legend
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called him Nige
Nigel
f****** legend
G'day this is Kev's mate Nigel and I'm here coming at you though the stolen speakers
O Lord it's hard to be humble
when your as black as the ace of spades
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get black looking each day
In all the years to love me
I must be one hell of a clone
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
Cos I'll own Australia soon
Nigel
f****** legend
I been every where man
I been every where man
Trouble I've had my share man
I've been everywhere I've been
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Hospital , Jail, Jail,
Jail, Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail
Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail, Hospital,
I've been everywhere
Give me land lots of land
A flag and then a Pub
But don't lock me up
It's not fun being a c***
In a cell with no room
But don't lock me up
Nigel
f****** Legend
How many times
Must a c*** fall down
Before you call him a cab
All the towns they look the same
When I fell down from the train
And then I made me wash the biggest fattest moorar
Down the road on there unstable
She's big fat and smelly like a horses stable
But it's good to touch the green green grass of bong
Now I been wake up and have a look around me
I couldn't see a f****** thing
Jesus Christ I was p*****
But there was that old oak tree
That's the one
That's the one I used to p*** on
Nigel
f****** legend
All my life I've been kissing
Your left t** cos your right one's missing
Come on up here billy sing this one with me mate
Don't be shy c'mon
Bye bye croc
Bye bye nicotine
Where's my Vaseline
I think I'm going inside
Bye bye puller
Bye bye
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called him Nige
Nigel
f****** legend
f****** legend
f****** legend
f****** legend
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called him Nige
Nigel
f****** legend
G'day this is Kev's mate Nigel and I'm here coming at you though the stolen speakers
O Lord it's hard to be humble
when your as black as the ace of spades
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get black looking each day
In all the years to love me
I must be one hell of a clone
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
Cos I'll own Australia soon
Nigel
f****** legend
I been every where man
I been every where man
Trouble I've had my share man
I've been everywhere I've been
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Hospital , Jail, Jail,
Jail, Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail
Hospital, Meekatharra, Jail, Hospital,
I've been everywhere
Give me land lots of land
A flag and then a Pub
But don't lock me up
It's not fun being a c***
In a cell with no room
But don't lock me up
Nigel
f****** Legend
How many times
Must a c*** fall down
Before you call him a cab
All the towns they look the same
When I fell down from the train
And then I made me wash the biggest fattest moorar
Down the road on there unstable
She's big fat and smelly like a horses stable
But it's good to touch the green green grass of bong
Now I been wake up and have a look around me
I couldn't see a f****** thing
Jesus Christ I was p*****
But there was that old oak tree
That's the one
That's the one I used to p*** on
Nigel
f****** legend
All my life I've been kissing
Your left t** cos your right one's missing
Come on up here billy sing this one with me mate
Don't be shy c'mon
Bye bye croc
Bye bye nicotine
Where's my Vaseline
I think I'm going inside
Bye bye puller
Bye bye
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Krakatitty tribe,
His name was Nangananga something, but we just called him Nige
Nigel
f****** legend
f****** legend
f****** legend
f****** legend