Dad): Your five year old face is a dirty disgrace
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You scatter your toys and you make too much noise
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You know, little lad, you can be pretty bad
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You wake me at dawn when I want to sleep on
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): Now you eat the cookies when I tell you no
(Son): But you love me Daddy, 'cause you tell me so
(Dad): (laughing) You're so hard to scold 'cause you're my five year old
(Son): And 'cause you love me Daddy
(Dad): When I dress you up you go play with the pup
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): When I use the phone you won't leave me alone
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You make sister wail pulling her pony tail
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You scratch up the floor and you write on the door
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You ask foolish questions, now you know that's true
(Son): But you love me Daddy, now you know you do
(Dad): (laughing) You're so hard to scold 'cause you're my five year old
(Son): And 'cause you love me Daddy
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You scatter your toys and you make too much noise
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You know, little lad, you can be pretty bad
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You wake me at dawn when I want to sleep on
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): Now you eat the cookies when I tell you no
(Son): But you love me Daddy, 'cause you tell me so
(Dad): (laughing) You're so hard to scold 'cause you're my five year old
(Son): And 'cause you love me Daddy
(Dad): When I dress you up you go play with the pup
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): When I use the phone you won't leave me alone
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You make sister wail pulling her pony tail
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You scratch up the floor and you write on the door
(Son): But you love me Daddy
(Dad): You ask foolish questions, now you know that's true
(Son): But you love me Daddy, now you know you do
(Dad): (laughing) You're so hard to scold 'cause you're my five year old
(Son): And 'cause you love me Daddy