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Hello, world! We're the C.O.P.S.
Beware! We will not be suppressed!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past

Computers today just confound and confuse
Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news
Select a weapon! You must choose!

We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past
Who needs fancy whiz-bang chips?
Older boards are well-equipped
Seasoned, practiced, and mature
And together, we endure

We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past
You cannot improve the wheel
Flimsy self-esteem must yield!
You're only obsolete as you feel

We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past