Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got,
not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo, cross the water, like to see America,
see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
Could we have kippers for breakfast?, mummy dear, mummy dear,
they got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you,
while there's nothing better to do.
Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got,
not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo, cross the water, like to see America,
see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo, cross the water, like to see America,
see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
Could we have kippers for breakfast?, mummy dear, mummy dear,
they got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you,
while there's nothing better to do.
Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got,
not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo, cross the water, like to see America,
see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.