Once upon a time in the black part of the city
Yo G yo G you better get out of here man 5 0
Yo Ice Cube man
Whats up man?
Why you
Whats up?
Yo Ice Cube man why you always kickin the s*** about the b****** and the n*****?
Why don't you kick some s*** about the kids, man?
The f*****' kids?
Word
Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of I-see-E
And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-a** n**** I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his d***
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a b**** named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of s*** he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil' nap
Dumb b****, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the a**, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin' sheepskins
Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?
Hickory d***ory dock, it was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the c***
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was f***** her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
A bad influence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go
Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Little Russ in the house
Rock that s*** homey, rock that s***!
[Well, you know the rest]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint, drinkin' some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
Lookin' for, the wolf to kill
They're f***** up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And Mister Rogers is gettin' mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin'
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the m***********' wolf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
We're gonna f*** up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve, givin' up a**
Double barrels all loaded and c***ed
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em
Little Boy Blue is up front givin' orders
Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go
Hey yo man was that dope enough for you?
Yeah you alright, you in the house
We outta here, see-yea
Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad a**
Some bedtime story huh?
It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here
Hey, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her?
I f***** her
Yo G yo G you better get out of here man 5 0
Yo Ice Cube man
Whats up man?
Why you
Whats up?
Yo Ice Cube man why you always kickin the s*** about the b****** and the n*****?
Why don't you kick some s*** about the kids, man?
The f*****' kids?
Word
Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of I-see-E
And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-a** n**** I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his d***
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a b**** named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of s*** he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil' nap
Dumb b****, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the a**, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin' sheepskins
Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?
Hickory d***ory dock, it was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the c***
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was f***** her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
A bad influence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go
Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Little Russ in the house
Rock that s*** homey, rock that s***!
[Well, you know the rest]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint, drinkin' some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
Lookin' for, the wolf to kill
They're f***** up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And Mister Rogers is gettin' mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin'
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the m***********' wolf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
We're gonna f*** up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve, givin' up a**
Double barrels all loaded and c***ed
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em
Little Boy Blue is up front givin' orders
Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go
Hey yo man was that dope enough for you?
Yeah you alright, you in the house
We outta here, see-yea
Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad a**
Some bedtime story huh?
It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here
Hey, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her?
I f***** her