Joanie's Got Problems Lyrics

well i know a girl and her name is joanie
she tries to be cool but she acts so phony
and if she had a clue she'd trade it far away
she's not as pretty as she'd like to be
so she signed up for cosmetic surgery
'cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing
she went into the wrong room
and i don't think she'll be walking
anytime soon, no

joanie yea she's got a problem
I can't wait to see how
she's gonna try and start to rehabilitate
to get her messed up life back straight
she's got a problem now
she just wanted a tummy tuck and a
cute b***on nose and a lyposuction
to look like one of those snotty power girls
she looked in the mirror and shut her eyes real tight
'cause what was lookin' back was lookin' more like
jerry lewis than geri haliwell
she went into the wrong room
and i don't think she'll be smiling
anytime soon, no

she's had some bad years before
but they were always ones we could ignore
the girl's headin' straight for a breakdown
she's no prom queen now