Words by Chas Bayfield and Justin Hawkins, music by Justin Hawkins
Red Light Fever
Up on the Fifth Floor
Harvey Nics
Down to Claridges
And Trader Vics
Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling
Get your cards behind the bar and get the c***tails in
Follow me to the Match Bar
For Whiskey Sour
Down to the Sanderson
For happy hour
Margaritas or the Pink Champagne
We've all gone to Blakes cos it's c***tail night again
A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman
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Honey I've got the van
So let's go to Cannes
We could do Manhattens
At the Juan Lapin
Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar
Drive out to the Cap where the c***tails are
All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
[Would you like a little umbrella
Sorry sir, we don't do Stella]
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
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c*** c*** c*** c***tails
Malibuu
Red Light Fever
Up on the Fifth Floor
Harvey Nics
Down to Claridges
And Trader Vics
Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling
Get your cards behind the bar and get the c***tails in
Follow me to the Match Bar
For Whiskey Sour
Down to the Sanderson
For happy hour
Margaritas or the Pink Champagne
We've all gone to Blakes cos it's c***tail night again
A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
Honey I've got the van
So let's go to Cannes
We could do Manhattens
At the Juan Lapin
Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar
Drive out to the Cap where the c***tails are
All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
[Would you like a little umbrella
Sorry sir, we don't do Stella]
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
c*** [c***]
c*** c*** c*** c***tails
Malibuu